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07/17/2023

Grilling, Chilling, and Quizzing

With summer grilling season in full swing, Moko wants to cook your brains with a fiendish quiz. Do you have what it takes to answer these questions? Find out in this week's quizzical episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(07/17/2023)
Grilling, Chilling, and Quizzing
By Carsten Haese
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09/12/2022

Total Karn-age

Karn is busy fighting off the Phyrexian invasion of Dominaria, and we're busy answering your questions about Dominaria United from our mailbox, so join us in this week's Karn-ivorous issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/12/2022)
Total Karn-age
By Nathan Long
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03/07/2022

Bring a Friend, Get a Mind . . . . stone

Lots of exciting things coming down the pipeline for Magic, but as usual Commander is what has my attention.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/07/2022)
Bring a Friend, Get a Mind . . . . stone
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/16/2019

Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

They are back! The equinox is upon us once again and we are returning back to the future! This week we have another fantastic quiz article! So travel inside and test your mettle in this week's futuristic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2019)
Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
By Carsten Haese
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05/07/2018

Maternal Masters

Celebrating mothers here at the offices we bring to you this wonderful edition answering all your rules questions! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! And no, technically, zombie monkeys do not have mothers, but shhh please do not tell that to Moko, he still thinks that old dried out coconut is his mother!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(05/07/2018)
Maternal Masters
By Carsten Haese
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04/20/2015

A Dash of Dash

And Other Assorted Questions

Time is just sprinting by and we are in the thick of more of your questions from Dragons of Tarkir! So join us as we rush out answers to you in this weeks hastey edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(04/20/2015)
A Dash of Dash
And Other Assorted Questions
By Carsten Haese
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01/16/2012

Question Salad

Chef Carsten is at it again with his New Years resolutions; including eating right, exercise and reading lots and lots of Cranial Insertion! Join us for this feast of rules questions!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/16/2012)
Question Salad
By Carsten Haese
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06/20/2011

Word of Commander

or, Commander? I Just Met 'Er

In researching this article, we googled for 'commander data,' but all we got was Star Trek stuff.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(06/20/2011)
Word of Commander
or, Commander? I Just Met 'Er
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/11/2011

Perfection Made Text

or, The Father of Machines Is Coming

Our monkeys call out to the lost and the broken. They fear simian zombies, even as we offer immortality.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(04/11/2011)
Perfection Made Text
or, The Father of Machines Is Coming
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/04/2011

@CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld

I know the term for a single twitter post is a 'tweet,' but I very much wish they'd gone with a stronger bird noise, like 'quack.' No, I don't have a point. Quack.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(04/04/2011)
@CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld
By Brian Paskoff
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09/13/2010

From the Vault: Questions

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(09/13/2010)
From the Vault: Questions
By Brian Paskoff
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03/17/2008

Set Phasers to Ban

By Diane Colley (0 Comments)
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(03/17/2008)
Set Phasers to Ban
By Diane Colley
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01/14/2008

 

(01/14/2008)
The Mystery Continues to Be Guile
By Tom Fowler
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10/08/2007

 

(10/08/2007)
Carpe Capram!
or, Errata Killed the Dinosaurs
By Eli Shiffrin
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